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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Carrying on an Old Family Tradition

We want to know...

Hank, why do you drink - obviously, to get drunk and do really stupid things while your daughter is in the ICU?

Hank, why do you roll smoke -for good measure

Why must you live out those songs that you wrote? Because life for you is so miserable?

Over and over everybody made my predictions and thus far, we are right on the nose, pal
If I get stoned and sing all night long it's a family tradition
Correct me if I'm wrong here, Hank, but, I don't remember any waitresses accusing yo daddy of putting them in a choke hold or kissing them. ( Although, thanks to Hank Sr's. irresonsibility, we are stuck with that irritating and painfully annoying illegitimate daughter, Jett. )

Too bad waitress Heather didn't read my post about Buddy Alan Owens before she went to work that day. You can't be nice to men. Especially famous ones who just assume you want them. You have to be snobby and rude or you end up in this kind of sitchyeeashun. Guys who play guitars aren't able to just smile, wave and say hi. It's not in their DNA. Remember that next time, hon.

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