I'm a little concerned about Dan the Baptist over at Conservative Corner. I guess we'll know come Sunday if he survives the holiday, considering the gift he has gotten his wife for Mother's Day. This gift is what makes conservative, Christian men most unattractive to the feminist types.
Nothing says "I love you" like a household appliance, does it? I'd just as soon Mr. Smiff not get me a thang instead of that, which is a likely probablity anyway.
Take a whiff of Sista Smiff and you'll come back for more, that's fo sho!
Friday, May 12, 2006
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4 comments:
I hope it's a nice vacuum that he can curl up with as he sleeps on the couch..
Omg. I can just picture him expecting his wife to be barefoot while cookin' his breakfast. Oy.
I could feel loved with a new washer.
I'm wondering how Big Dan came out today....did Mrs. Dan the Baptist spend the day vacuuming???? Did she beat him over the head with the hose? Did he do, like Michael thought, and sleep on the couch??? I'm anxious to see.
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