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Thursday, July 20, 2006

I have sunk to a new low.

Maybe it's the PMS, the heat, but, Nick Lachey reduced me to tears whilst watching Behind The Music. When they got to that inevitable part where "Behind the smile....there was sadness", he told of how things with Whatshername went to hell, how good his family is, him tearing up talking about his new little niece....oh, I can't even speak about it now. Never mind I can choke up or get a lump in my throat pretty easily....Nick seems like a nice feller.


squirrels_on_snark said...

Listen to me now, Sista.
Reach over, slowly, pick up the clicker. Ok, stay with me, I'll walk you through this.
Now gently take your thumb, place it on the remote. Good, it's working. Stay with me now.
Take your thumb and press any combination of numbers, but dear lord, woman, whatever you do, change the channel. NOW

SistaSmiff said...

I admit it. I loved "Newlyweds." There. The first step is admitting you have a problem, right?

newscoma said...

Oh, don't let that old snarky squirrel take you away from the joys of reality television. I'm glued to Amazing Race and Big Brother everytime it's on.
As for Newlyweds, all I remember is the purse storm JS set off.
Enjoy the wickedness of it all.
Incidentally, I feel sorry for Nick too.

SistaSmiff said...

Mr. Smiff was almost moved. As moved as he can get. I knew he was moved when he said "Her divorcing him will probably be the best thing that ever happened to him."

That Mr. Smiff can be deep.

saraclark said...

Aw jeezus. Now I feel moved to share the high resolution publicity photos I have of Mr. Simpson so you can have a new desktop and wall paper.
Does this mean you and the princess want some tickets too? I admit it, I am an enabler.

Sonia said...

OMG...I was the same! I about lost it right there. Oh Nick...I will have your baby! Nick came outta this relationship smellin' like a rose. Mmmm, he's dreamy. I"m highly considering getting tickets to his concert just to lay eyes on that fabulous physique. meow.

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