Sarcastro provided me with my second best laugh of the day by simply implying Kay West made a noise.
My best laugh of today was about 30 minutes ago. I had to drive to Gallatin, all the way out Douglas Bend Rd. to fetch #1 Son who had attended a birthday soiree. Incidentally, the houses way out Douglas Bend, along Old Hickory Lake would make the Brentwood/Franklin people plumb jealous. Talk about gorgeous...I could get used to having an unobstructed view of the water out my back door. This house is directly across the street from the old Barbara Mandrell estate....but back to laughing....
We stopped at the Foxland Market and right next to it is a pasture full of cows. A few of them were right up at the fence, next to the store. They were dining on grass and other greenery and #2 Son was crying about something (can't even remember what it was now) and I was saying "Look at the cows!" trying to get him to hush. As I stopped the car to get a closer look, one of the cows stopped eating and looked up at us as if to say "Howdy folks!" So, I did what all intelligent people do...I waved and said "Hi There Cow." Beautiful Dawta then rolled her window down and hollered "Moooooooooooo."
Just like that Garry Shandling routine where he asks why people, when they drive past a pasture of cows, roll down the window and holler "Moo"...as if the cows are going to say "Hey....there's a cow driving that car. How can they afford that?" We got to laughing about the Shandling routine and how we had just done exactly what he said people do and I laughed so hard, I thought I was going to wet my pants. Then #1 did what all 14 year old boys do...he said "I'll stop you from laughing" and he cut one. #2 continued his crying and #1 inquired why the heck he was crying and I said "He knows from experience that your farts are worthy of tears."
Just a retard Smiff Moment. There's a cow driving that car....heh.
Take a whiff of Sista Smiff and you'll come back for more, that's fo sho!
Saturday, June 10, 2006
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4 comments:
"I'll stop you from laughing" and he cut one.
This so reminds me of my brothers. LOL
A good friend of my sister's,The Jewish Princess(we call her that for good reason, because she is) was visiting us and staying at my parent's house one time. We were all out for a walk in a pasture full of cows and she just killed us by yelling "A1" at the cows to keep them away from her.
She brings her kids up to visit now to repeat the experience.
I laughed even more later when I realized I had a senior moment and confused Kay West with Kay Brooks.
So what day is everybody lunching at the Mothership?
I'm taking a buddy there for lunch on Tuesday around 11:30 if you happen by. I'm taking Wed-Fri off to head up the mountain for a long weekend with RUABelle.
CLC
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