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Saturday, August 05, 2006

Bless This House

I just ran up to Kroger's a minute ago for a couple things and just as I was telling #2 that no, he could not get that Sponge Bob coloring book, I see this figure whizz by me. I look up and it was none other than Jarrod Hawkins, who just returned yesterday from Disney World to his brand new dream home, built courtesy of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. He was buying paper towels and he had something of a deer in the headlights look on his face. I imagine he was was moving so fast because he didn't want some well-meaning person to stop him for a chat. Either that, or those chilluns have done spilt something on what is sure to be a pretty new floor and he had to skedaddle for the Bounty.

I got to thinking that that poor guy's life has totally turned topsy turvy the last 4 months. I bet he never dreamed this time last year that his family would go through all they've been through. Besides the obvious...his wife becoming disabled, losing their home and everything in it, now they're having to deal with becoming instant celebrities, which I'm sure is attention they probably didn't want.

Last night, I noticed that Hendersonville's Finest still had the road their house is on blocked, I'm sure to keep curiosity seekers away so the family could enjoy their first night in their new home. My daughter noticed tonight that the police cars were gone and asked if we could ride by and see the house. I said no because I'm sure that little road has plenty of traffic and we don't need to add to it.

Can you imagine what it would be like to one day to be living your life all normal, doing your thing, then something awful happening, like what happened to them, getting tons of local media coverage and now the Extreme Home Makeover happening, and being thrust into the public eye? As if coping with the physical and emotional trauma of what they've been through isn't enough. No wonder Mr. Hawkins looked a little wigged out. It's been quite a week.

I'm sure the buzz will die down, but, until it does, going to eat at Jaybirds or Texas Roadhouse or even going to the grocery store will be a major ordeal, with the nice people of Hendersonville stopping them to say howdy and telling them they prayed for them and all that.

At any rate, I'm happy for them and wish them well as they move on with their lives. I bet they're enjoying that amazing swimming pool.


ceeelcee said...

OK, I'll be the one who actually says it. The real tragedy of this situation was whatever sort of hairclip Mrs. Hawkins decided to use to put her hair up that made it look like she had the nastiest she-mullet ever. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

I would hope that there was some make-up/hair artist that got ahold of her before they shot the actual reveal for ABC. The tragic just gets tragicer.

And I've always hoped that ABC left some money behind to pay the hugely increased utilities and toilet paper costs in these McMansions they leave behind when the bus pulls out of town.

SistaSmiff said...

I was wondering about the whole maintenance thing. Big houses like that (and pools) require a lot of extra money and time. I don't guess Ty will be around to help with that.

Cee, my daughter said the same thing about the hair. I guess she hadn't had time to mess with her hair, what, with not BEING ABLE TO WALK and all!!! You and Tara are both just plain wrawng!

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SistaSmiff said...

Do you know that The Grascals will soon be playing at the Mullet Festival somewhere in Florida in either September or October?

That should be interesting. Some years ago, Mr. Smiff, Terry Eldredge and Jimmy Mattingly would've fit right in there.

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