I've learned a coupla interesting things this week:
Did you know there is a girl at my daughter's middle school who is, like the Queen of Bubble Letters? She can make them so good, she charges kids a buck to draw them on their notebooks.
#1 Son has a future in comedy writing. He and his buddy started this little write-fest this morning. Now, don't nobody get all "That's racist" on me. I think it's extremely clever and it made me laugh out loud. But this is the "Tyler and Austin Method of Learning Chinese in Five Minutes": (He says you must read out loud or you won't get it."
That's not right=Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?=Hu Yu Hai Din
See me ASAP=Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man=Dum Fuk
Small Horse=Tai Ni Po Ni
Did You Go To The Beach?=Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table=Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift=Chin Tu Fat
It's Very Dark In Here=Wao So Dim
I thought you were on a diet=Wai Yu Muc Ching
This is a tow away zone= No Pah King
Staying out of sight=Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile=Wa Shin Ka
Your body odor is offensive=Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great=Fa King Su Pah
What's Up=Wa Sa Pen Ing
I laughed so hard. It's so dang funny, I asked him repeatedly, before I posted, if they stole this from somewhere. He better not be lying about that. If it turns out they plagerized this, it's still funny, I don't care who ya are.
Something else, you know I've been watching this free dvd of the first season of Grey's Anatomy and as bad as I hate to admit this, I am hooked. My friend Chris will be so happy.
We can count Patrick Dempsey on my list of men I would kiss right on the mouth if I were in the same room with them, even if Mr. Smiff were standing there.